bmbndb
4/30/2005 8:48:41 PM
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
Wipe that smile off your face.
~Amanda
SilverC5Z
5/5/2005 6:28:41 PM
i am sad to say it actually took me a minute to get this one.
Pbtrick
5/5/2005 6:44:39 PM
you must not have a dirty mind then!
bmbndb
5/5/2005 9:57:29 PM
HAHAHA!! A guy that doesn't have a dirty mind? Impossible...
~Amanda
Pbtrick
5/6/2005 10:26:36 AM
i dont think my mind is that dirty!!
bmbndb
5/12/2005 8:15:00 PM
ALL mens minds are dirty... it is a natural occurence.
~Amanda
pilot1996
5/12/2005 10:49:57 PM
Does anyone have any idea what Amanda is talking about? I'm too busy thinking about my wife's boobs!
Mac
Pbtrick
5/13/2005 5:37:19 PM
im too busy thinking about amandas boobs!
j/k boss!
bmbndb
5/15/2005 9:29:58 AM
HAHAHAHA!!
See that proves it! Dirty minds...
~Amanda
Pbtrick
5/16/2005 11:44:57 AM
sorry....i am frequently encouraged to be dirty!
Doctor K
6/26/2005 6:33:35 PM
Mac,
Please post numerous pictures. For educational reasons only, of course.
