RE: The Bowtie Lounge
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RE: The Bowtie Lounge - 6/29/2008 2:30:11 PM
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pg
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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error he sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband''s funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow''s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To my loving wife:
Subject: I''ve Arrived!
I know you''re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.
I''ve just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!
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RE: The Bowtie Lounge - 6/29/2008 3:07:29 PM
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blueshark
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LOL!
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RE: The Bowtie Lounge - 6/29/2008 6:42:01 PM
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C3 Starship
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Good one pg! 
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RE: The Bowtie Lounge - 7/14/2008 4:11:43 PM
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C3 Starship
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Two boys standing on a corner, when a girl walks by.
One boy says, "her neck''s dirty"
The other boy replied, "her does?!"
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1980 L-82 Fastback (forward too)
Mono composite front and rear.
Full adjust ride height and
response.
400+ hp, 454, M-22, 3.07
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o225/C3Starship/Patch.jpg
2007 H. D. Sportster, XL 883 EFI
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RE: The Bowtie Lounge - 7/16/2008 6:43:58 PM
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73shark
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What''s the difference between an ass kisser, a brown noser, and a 5hit head?
Hope this hasn''t already been posted as didn''t read all 96 pages.
Depth perception.
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RE: The Bowtie Lounge - 7/16/2008 9:20:05 PM
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blueshark
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God Speed Rich.
www.larosadesign.net
Design, Engineering,Tooling
www.stantonscustomrods.net
"Welcome to Tennessee,
The patron state of shootin' stuff".......Shooter
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RE: The Bowtie Lounge - 8/23/2008 5:56:06 PM
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blueshark
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Here''s a funny one from a shooting site I frequent.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A
small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, ''Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?''
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, ''Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?''
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, ''It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
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God Speed Rich.
www.larosadesign.net
Design, Engineering,Tooling
www.stantonscustomrods.net
"Welcome to Tennessee,
The patron state of shootin' stuff".......Shooter
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