Night Before Christmas - Corvette Style
 

Twas the Night Before Christmas - Corvette Style
'Twas the night before Christmas and out in the garage,
There wasn't a trace of a Honda, Toyota, or Dodge.
The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit,
So I figured I'd mess with my classic Corvette for a bit.
I popped the release and lifted the hood,
When a deep voice behind me said "looks pretty good."
Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,
And there, by the workbench, stood good ol Saint Nick!
We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say,
Then he said "don't suppose that you'd trade for my sleigh?
"No way, Santa" I said with a grin,
"But if you've got the time we can go for a spin!"
His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,
Turned into a smile and he said "Sure! Let's go!!"
So as not to disturb all the neighbors' retreat,
We quietly pushed the Vette out to the street,
Then, taking our places to coast down the hill,
I turned on the key and I let the clutch spill.
The sound that erupted took him quite by surprise,
But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.
With tires a' screaming and side pipes aglow,
We headed on out to where the hot rodders go.
And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears,
With every shift up as I banged through the gears.
Then he yelled "can't recall when I've felt so alive!"
So I backed off the gas and asked Santa if he wanted to drive.
Ol Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,
When he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!
The Corvette exploded with side exhaust sound!
And when Santa let out the clutch and the tires shook the ground!
Power shift into second, again into third!
I sat there just watching, at loss for a word,
Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, it's one hell of a night!!!"

RE: Night Before Christmas - Corvette Style
 

Thats pretty good, I liked that. good show.

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Now thats the version I should have been taught in school:D

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That was Great to read, here on Christmas Morn'!!!
Thanks for sharrin'!:D

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A Chrsitmas morning treat
I like that...

While I was reading that I was thinking how cool it would be to have a "CORVETTE" 12 days of Christmas, song?
:)

You know like
"On the First day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A Supercharger under the Christmas tree....
"On the Second day of Christmas my true love gave to me.............

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Thats great :D

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.....two drag slicks,
anda supercharger under the Christmas tree.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.....

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......3 shots of nitrous, Hahaha
........2 drag slicks
and a supercharger under the Christmas tree.....

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:D:D:DThat's funny Rich!!!:D:D:D

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On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
4 lanes of open highway,
3 shots of nitrous,
2 drag slicks,
and a supercharger under the Christmas tree

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ORIGINAL: gorichb

A Chrsitmas morning treat
I like that...

While I was reading that I was thinking how cool it would be to have a "CORVETTE" 12 days of Christmas, song?
:)

You know like
"On the First day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A Supercharger under the Christmas tree....
"On the Second day of Christmas my true love gave to me.............
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.....two drag slicks,
anda supercharger under the Christmas tree.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.....
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......3 shots of nitrous, Hahaha
........2 drag slicks
and a supercharger under the Christmas tree.....
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Fiiiivvveee Braaaand neeewww riiiimmmsss.

On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
4 lanes of open highway,
3 shots of nitrous,
2 drag slicks,
and a supercharger under the Christmas tree

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On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A 6 sp transmision,
Fiiiivve Brand Neeewww Riiimmmms,
4 Lanes of open highway,
3 shots of nitrous,
2 Drag Slicks,
And a supercharger under the Christmas Tree

On the 7th day of Christmas, my true Love gave to meeee,.......

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On the 7th day of Christmas, my true Love gave to meeee,.......

7 quarts of oil

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8 platinum spark plugs

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9 seconds in the quarter....

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10 gallons of racing fuel

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....11 miles on the Autobahn

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... 12 cylinders in the rear view

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:D:D:DThat's funny!!!:D:D:D

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O.K. Rich, you started it......
Here are the totals for the 12 days.......

12 cylinders in the rear view
22 miles on the autobahn
30 gallons of racing fuel
4, 9 sec. quarter mile runs
40 platinum spark plugs
42 quarts of oil
7 six speed transmisions
8 sets of five new rims
9, 4 lane open highways
30 shots of nitrous
22 drag slicks
12 superchargers under the Chrismas tree

I'd say, that is a pretty good Christmas!!![sm=icon_rock.gif]

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....Yep I would say that would be one heck of a Christmas. :D