Tree Joke...
 

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Wipe that smile off your face.

~Amanda

RE: Tree Joke...
 

zing! :D

good one....;)

RE: Tree Joke...
 

i am sad to say it actually took me a minute to get this one. :D

RE: Tree Joke...
 

you must not have a dirty mind then! [8D]

RE: Tree Joke...
 

HAHAHA!! A guy that doesn't have a dirty mind? Impossible...

~Amanda

RE: Tree Joke...
 

i dont think my mind is that dirty!!

RE: Tree Joke...
 

ALL mens minds are dirty... it is a natural occurence.

~Amanda

RE: Tree Joke...
 

Does anyone have any idea what Amanda is talking about? I'm too busy thinking about my wife's boobs!:D

Mac

RE: Tree Joke...
 

im too busy thinking about amandas boobs! :)

j/k boss! [8D]

RE: Tree Joke...
 

HAHAHAHA!!

See that proves it! Dirty minds...

~Amanda