The Bowtie Lounge
#91
09-06-2006, 08:15 PM
RE: The Bowtie Lounge
i got one word for that[sm=wtf.gif][sm=wtf.gif][sm=wtf.gif][sm=wtf.gif][sm=wtf.gif][sm=wtf.gif][sm=wtf.gif][sm=wtf.gif][sm=wtf.gif][sm=wtf.gif][sm=wtf.gif][sm=wtf.gif][sm=wtf.gif][sm=wtf.gif][sm=wtf.gif]
#92
09-06-2006, 08:18 PM
RE: The Bowtie Lounge
ORIGINAL: TopSpeed
Here's a bloody gem....
Do you want to do battle with a light sabre against this thing, or give it some bunnies to pet?
Here's a bloody gem....
Do you want to do battle with a light sabre against this thing, or give it some bunnies to pet?
#93
09-06-2006, 09:45 PM
RE: The Bowtie Lounge
ORIGINAL: corvette king
[sm=wtf.gif] ...nice kitty
[sm=wtf.gif] ...nice kitty
I love cats. We got 2 of 'em, and they are family members.
But, everytime I look at that picture, I wanna punch that cat in the face.
#96
09-07-2006, 02:22 AM
RE: The Bowtie Lounge
here one
This tells me that I must be drunk
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot. The bartender is curious and askes him "every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket. Why?" The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good, I go home."
This tells me that I must be drunk
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot. The bartender is curious and askes him "every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket. Why?" The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good, I go home."
#97
09-07-2006, 02:25 AM
RE: The Bowtie Lounge
ORIGINAL: TopSpeed
LOL
I love cats. We got 2 of 'em, and they are family members.
But, everytime I look at that picture, I wanna punch that cat in the face.
ORIGINAL: corvette king
[sm=wtf.gif] ...nice kitty
[sm=wtf.gif] ...nice kitty
I love cats. We got 2 of 'em, and they are family members.
But, everytime I look at that picture, I wanna punch that cat in the face.
...meow meow meow....nice pus*y
#98
09-07-2006, 02:31 AM
RE: The Bowtie Lounge
ORIGINAL: C3 Starship
And where's "C3" P. O.?[sm=smiley24.gif]
And where's "C3" P. O.?[sm=smiley24.gif]
#100
09-07-2006, 02:39 AM
RE: The Bowtie Lounge
HERE A NEW ONE FOR YA
Skydiving blind
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog."
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered.
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
Skydiving blind
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog."
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered.
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."