How to use less Gas
 

George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline......










Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop
using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would[/align][/align][/align][/align]


be11 millionless people using our gas every day. The price of gas would comedown.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch
an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some
ammo andship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he
must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there
and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become acitizen since [/align][/align][/align]


he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be alegal patriot.

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a
solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better [/align][/align][/align]



life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway,
without the canteen, rifle or ammo.

Problem solved. If you think this is a good solution to both the
problems, forward it to your friends. I just did.


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RE: How to use less Gas
 

Works for me! :)

RE: How to use less Gas
 

That's actually a pretty good idea! :D

RE: How to use less Gas
 

Lol

RE: How to use less Gas
 

Dam good idea when do we start the program?

RE: How to use less Gas
 

I love George Carlin

RE: How to use less Gas
 

sounds great!!!! lol but i think that 10 of those 11 million go2 my high school.LOL

RE: How to use less Gas
 

Haha wow. Works for me

RE: How to use less Gas
 

This made me laugh. Nice one.


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RE: How to use less Gas
 

great idea! its got my support!