How to use less Gas
#1
04-23-2007, 11:45 PM
How to use less Gas
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline......
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop
using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would[/align][/align][/align][/align]
be11 millionless people using our gas every day. The price of gas would comedown.
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch
an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some
ammo andship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he
must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there
and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become acitizen since [/align][/align][/align]
he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be alegal patriot.
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a
solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better [/align][/align][/align]
life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway,
without the canteen, rifle or ammo.
Problem solved. If you think this is a good solution to both the
problems, forward it to your friends. I just did.
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Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop
using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would[/align][/align][/align][/align]
be11 millionless people using our gas every day. The price of gas would comedown.
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch
an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some
ammo andship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he
must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there
and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become acitizen since [/align][/align][/align]
he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be alegal patriot.
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a
solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better [/align][/align][/align]
life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway,
without the canteen, rifle or ammo.
Problem solved. If you think this is a good solution to both the
problems, forward it to your friends. I just did.
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#9
05-23-2007, 08:21 PM
RE: How to use less Gas
This made me laugh. Nice one.
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