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Smiling folks live longer!!!!!

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Old 11-17-2006, 01:04 PM
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Watching the news last night, they were stating that people that smile and have good attitudes lives longer. You folks here have already added 7 years to my life since I been on the forum. I truthfully believe this, my mother is 90, has never said a cross word to me in my life, and smiles all the time. She finds something wonderful in each day on this earth. Now don't go feeling that she is "an old woman", still drives, cuts 3 acres of grass each week, and bums around with her daughter in Corvettes. Its so fun to come here each day and see the funnies that you post. Come to think of it, life can't be too buy when you're driving a Corvette. Keep making me smile.

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Old 11-17-2006, 01:52 PM
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OK Corvette Lady,
Here is another one:

http://pwwhite.com/mansong.swf
 
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Oops, just added another 7 years, Rita that is so funny. Can't wait for the guys to get on board and see this one. By the way, isn't this a fun place to hang out. Sure glad you came over to the other side. We girls are probably a minority here, but the guys really really make us feel at home.

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Old 11-17-2006, 02:15 PM
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Yes, they do make us feel welcome. I was real slow in revealing my gender because I needed info and help with my vette and didn't want to be turned away. Everyone here has been an enormous help. Just a bunch of Top Notch Guys!!

Glad you like the jokes. Now back to work for me.
Take care,
Rita
 
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OK Corvette Lady,
Here is another one:

http://pwwhite.com/mansong.swf
That is HYSTERICAL!!!

We'd just be a bunch of boring men 'round here without your influence, ladies, and you have no idea how much we appreciate it!! Thanks so much for everything.
 
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I'm glad to not have been thrown out on my ear!
 
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OK Corvette Lady,
Here is another one:

http://pwwhite.com/mansong.swf
AHHHHHHHHHHH......(Shmidt)........HAAAAAAAAA AA,,,,,,HAAAAAAAAAA.....
That was GREAT!!!
 
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Old 11-17-2006, 03:07 PM
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That is HYSTERICAL!!!

We'd just be a bunch of boring men 'round here without your influence, ladies, and you have no idea how much we appreciate it!! Thanks so much for everything.
Okay, one more and then for sure I am going back to work - well, at least for a little while.

Four Men Bragging About How Smart Their Dogs Are.

To show off, the engineer called to his dog: "T-Square", do your stuff. T-Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

The Accountant said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said: "Slide Rule", do your stuff! Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good.

The Chemist said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said: "Measure", do your stuff. Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 oz. glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 oz. without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good.

The three men turned to the government worker and said, "What can your dog do?"

The Government worker called to his dog and said: "Coffee Break", do your stuff. Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, pooped on the circle of paper, sexually assaulted the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, put in for workmen's compensation, and went home on sick leave.




 
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You better go back to work, so I can breath again!
 
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Sweet Mary, Jesus, Joseph and Dale Earnhart Jr.!!! I've worked with people like that before!!!
 

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