*snicker* What's a guy to do when handed such an opportunity? Sometimes people make things just toooooo easy.

 

To add insult to injury, he was a faller and fell the tree on his own truck!

 

GET OUT!!!!Oh man, I am sorry to say this... but everytime someone does something to make something idiot proof, someone comes along and builds a better idiot.

 

Oh man, these are funny!!

Windows Error Messages

 

AHHHHHH..........HAAAAAAAA............HAAAAAAAAA!! !!
Dude, I swear I've gotten some of these!!!
Connection between hand modem and main head drive interupted, please straighten elbow!!!

 

I got those from my dad, and he SWEARS he got 'em all on his computer!! Those just cracked me right up, bro, had to share!

 

[quote]ORIGINAL: TopSpeed

Here's a couple of gems to start out a Tuesday with:

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Kid Dyno-MITE!


When I used to was a logger/road builder, I worked with a powder monkey that had the same look before he touched off a charge. The guy was a lot of fun to be around, but there were times he was kinda scary! After work on Fri's, I'd tell him to "have a blast" this weekend, tryin' to be funny, he always got this real strange smile on his face, and just nodded!

 

there was a little town in NY were we used to go for breakfast after hunting. there mainstays were a fudge factory and a sock factory. there was a lot of fudge packers and sock tuckers there.

 

AHHHHhhhhh..........HAAAAAAAaaaa............HAAAAA AAaaaaaaa!!!!

I can imagine the resumes when someone wants to change to another job.
I was a........ and a...............!!! That's too good!!!

 

Oh!, I forgot about the fig orchards just out side of that town. they employed a lot of migrent figpluckers in the summer time. nasty job from what I understand.