Thanks dude!! Glad to bring a smile to yer already beamin-454-sportin-face!!!

 

I...wonder.....how....long......It'll..... .last!!!
My.......face.......is.....gettin'.......k inda.......sore.....
from.......all.......this.......grinnin'!!!: D

 

Toilet Cleaning Instructions :



1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.

You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door !


7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.




Sincerely,
The Dog

 

Bwa!!! We'll getcha bionic cheek implants bro. You'll be able to take down a badguy with your smile from 200ft!


I love that cat joke, dude! I always call our cats "flying bags of razors" for this exact reason.

 

Oh, what a scream . . . honestly, cleaning your cat and your toilet at the same time.
Lord help you if you don't get those lids down REAL FAST!!!!! [sm=yikesomg.gif][sm=yikesomg.gif]

 

Oldie, but a goodie:

Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new
>>> >>>Mercedes into an Irish gas station.
>>> >>>An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf
>>> >>>pro is... "Top o' the mornin to ya".
>>> >>>As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So >>> >>>what
>>> >>>are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees,
>>> >>>replies Tiger. "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the
>>> >>>Irishman. "Well, they're for resting my ***** on when I drive," >>> >>>replies
>>> >>>Tiger. "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant.
>>> >>>"Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything."

 

RJ, that's a great one, heard it before but it sure is funny every time I hear it. keep 'em coming li'l sister.

 

Ya Rita, good oldy!

 

Okay, okay, I know it is funny, but I am blushing a little. [sm=devilangel.gif]

Glad I didn't offend anyone. [sm=smiley1.gif][sm=smiley1.gif]

 

I don't think you could ever offend any of us. You have a great sense of humor and we're a rough bunch of blokes any way.