Hahahah
That taser story was funny as hell.
It has crossed my mind before to try one of those things on myself, but your torture and discomfort, and whatever else you felt is enough to satisfy my curiosity..

 

I didn't get to see it.[&o]All I got was a red "X".

 

Go ahead Rich, try it! It could be a myth. (have someone take pics )

 

NOooooooooooooooooooo
WAY
I have the fear in me now, Ah AH

 

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Gunslinger & the Old Prospector

An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day.
He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey.
He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.

As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes,
a gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle
of whiskey in the other. The gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed,
saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"

The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance.
I just never wanted to." A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said,
"Well you old fool, you're gonna dance now", and started shooting at the old mans feet.
The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing.

When the gunslinger fired his last bullet he holstered his gun and turned around to
go back into the saloon. The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun,
and pulled both hammers back making a double clicking sound.

The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet.

The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking down both
barrels of the shotgun.

The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule square on the a$$?"

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No, But I've always wanted to."


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those were good. got me on the computer one. but did the gunslinger kiss the mule?

 

Well, he said he always wanted to!

 

EEEWWWWWW....Donky butt! He'll need some Tic Tac's.

 

There it is......
Ahhhhh.......Haaaaaaa...Haaaaaaa.....Haaaaaaa, that's good Play!!!