Subject: A French lesson

A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine -- "la maison." "Pencil" , however, is masculine -- "le crayon."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:

1. no one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. the language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. as soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(No chuckling guys... this gets better!!!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine (le computer"), because:

1. in order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. they have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. they are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. as soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

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All the best.
Your Corvette Sister,
Rita

 

OOOOOOOoooooo..........That was Gooood there, Rita!!![sm=icon_rock.gif]
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Right on girlfriend. Thanks for the smiles, Rita.

 

Thanks, Starship!
And thanks for making me smile with those cute smiley faces. That one paying homage is so funny.

Take care, stay safe.
Rita

 

>>Right on girlfriend. Thanks for the smiles, Rita. <<<

My pleasure, Corvette Lady.
Thought it would be fun to tease the guys alittle.

Take care, stay safe.
Rita

 

Rita, you have added 7 years to my life. Watching the news it said the more we smile the longer we live.

 

Thanks, Corvette Lady!
It warms my heart to hear that I have helped. I am just passing on the kindness that others have shown to me.

Take care, stay safe, and keep smiling.
Rita

 

Bwaaaaaahahahahaha!!! That's more fact, than fiction!!!

 

Hey
I Represent that, I mean resent that..... [sm=chairshot.gif]

great post, Geez are we that bad? [sm=boohoo.gif]

 

Wives give good advice! Husbands should listen to them more often!

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "seniors" in Texas.
Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!"
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."