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Old 11-19-2006, 04:35 PM
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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Mark Twain
 
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Once at a critical juncture in my life I asked my dying grandfather what he would do in a similar set of circumstances, He pondered my question for an hour and then summoned me to his deathbed. his response has stayed with me for 30 years, "let us go out into the night and kick a one legged jackal......How profound!!
 
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My favorite quotes:

"Quantity has its own unique quality." - Joseph Stalin

"If you don't think too good, don't think too often." - Ted Williams

"Cemetaries are full of indispensible men." - Charles DeGaulle

"Control is better than cooperation." - Joseph Stalin

"If I had known I was going to live so long, I would have taken better care of myself." - Mickey Mantle

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it." - Yogi Berra

 
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"No matter where you go.....There you are"
Some old guy, can't remember who.
 
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quote from George Carlin

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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"I don't drink, as a rule, but as habbit, I do quite well"
W.C. Fields
 
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Bwaaahahaha!! What a great thread!
 
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Old 11-23-2006, 11:12 AM
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You can pic your friends, and you can pick your nose,
but you can't pick your friends nose![&:]
 
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Sure ya can!!! Sheesh, who makes the rules????
 
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Old 11-23-2006, 02:57 PM
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ORIGINAL: TopSpeed

Sure ya can!!! Sheesh, who makes the rules????
Well, ya gotta stand behind 'em to get the right angle, and then it looks kinda weird! People just don't understand the things ya do for a friend.
 

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