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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 01:39 PM
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Murphy’s Lesser-Known Dictums:

· Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

· He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

· Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

· Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

· The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

· The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

· Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

· The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

· A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

· When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.





 
Old Dec 1, 2006 | 01:41 PM
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ORIGINAL: blueshark

...I wish that I may never think the smiles of the great and powerful
a sufficient inducement to turn aside from the straight path
of honesty and the convictions of my own mind
David Ricardo

Oh, yeah!!!! I really like that one! GREAT POST!!!
 
Old Dec 1, 2006 | 06:05 PM
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Here's one of my fav's "HE HAS ALL THE VIRTURES I DISLIKE,
AND NONE OF THE VICES I ADMIRE"
WINSTON CHURCHILL
 
Old Dec 1, 2006 | 11:47 PM
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ORIGINAL: rjensen

Murphy’s Lesser-Known Dictums:



...Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.







" Those who live by the sword ....Should buy a gun"
Me.
 
Old Dec 2, 2006 | 12:04 AM
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Gun control, is being able to hit your target!


Don't know who coined it, but ya, I'm for gun control!
 
Old Dec 2, 2006 | 12:06 AM
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Love your Murphy quotes!
 
Old Dec 2, 2006 | 12:07 AM
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Amen Brother, Amen
 
Old Dec 2, 2006 | 11:50 AM
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You only go around once, why not go around in a Vette! [sm=yeahsmile.gif]
 
Old Dec 2, 2006 | 02:53 PM
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I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
- Thomas Jefferson
 
Old Dec 3, 2006 | 05:11 PM
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"For those that believe in telekenetics...raise my hand"......... Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

"Why is it that those with the loudest car stereo's, have the worst taste in music?"......Me
 



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