RE: How about a thread for great quotations?
 

ROFL!!!! :D:D:D:D OK, THAT was funny!!!!!

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It's your reaction that gets me wound up, mind just keeps on rollin', rollin', rollin'!:D:D:D

RE: How about a thread for great quotations?
 

I ain't right in the head, bro, you shouldn't use me as a litmus test. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

RE: How about a thread for great quotations?
 

Great minds, don't cha know!:D:D:D

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Glad to see I'm not the only one with a twisted sense of humor. .....But picken yer friends nose......like George Carlin says..."ewwwww.... somebody elses"

you sick puppies, LOL.

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No WONDER we're such good friends!! *hi5's Dave* :)

*raises hand* GUILTY!!! :D:D:D:DGeorge, you're definately one of us, bro, no doubt about it. We've seen that special side to you 'round these parts!! :D

Yer top drawer, bro. Best of the best. [8D]

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Woof....Woof!!!:D:D:D

RE: How about a thread for great quotations?
 

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - General George Patton

"I'd rather have a German Division in front of me than a French one behind." - General George Patton

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." - General George Patton

"Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way." - General George Patton

RE: How about a thread for great quotations?
 

A little learning is a dangerous thing; Drink deep, or taste not the
Pierian spring. There shallow draughts intoxicate the brain,
and drinking largely sobers us again
Alexander Pope


Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new
Albert Einstein


...I wish that I may never think the smiles of the great and powerful
a sufficient inducement to turn aside from the straight path
of honesty and the convictions of my own mind
David Ricardo

RE: How about a thread for great quotations?
 

Consider this, come the next presidential elections!

Great post "Shark"!