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C3 Starship 12-03-2006 09:54 PM

RE: How about a thread for great quotations?
 


ORIGINAL: Javette
"Why is it that those with the loudest car stereo's, have the worst taste in music?"......Me
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TopSpeed 12-04-2006 08:28 PM

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ORIGINAL: rjensen

Murphy’s Lesser-Known Dictums:

· Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

· He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

· Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

· Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

· The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

· The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

· Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

· The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

· A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

· When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.






I LOVE these!!!:D:D:D

PAY2PLAY 12-07-2006 03:39 AM

RE: How about a thread for great quotations?
 
This is perfect, I love quotes. Here are a few I like:

"He came to pay a debt He didn't owe, because we owed a debt we couldn't pay"

"Start every morning as if it's on purpose"

"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, unless the tree is on a hill"

"There is nothing more unequal, than the equal treatment of unequals"

"If you let peoples perception of you dictate your behavior you will never grow as a person"

"Great leaders are followed by those who are respected by great leaders"

C3 Starship 12-07-2006 10:10 AM

RE: How about a thread for great quotations?
 
Lack of planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency, on my part.

TopSpeed 12-07-2006 04:47 PM

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ORIGINAL: C3 Starship

Lack of planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency, on my part.
This one is my personal mantra here at the ol' office. [8D]

Navy Flyboy 12-07-2006 06:22 PM

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ORIGINAL: PAY2PLAY
"Start every morning as if it's on purpose"
One of my top 5

rjensen 12-07-2006 07:12 PM

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ORIGINAL: PAY2PLAY

"He came to pay a debt He didn't owe, because we owed a debt we couldn't pay"


Right on, Lamont!! [sm=icon_rock.gif] [sm=signs007.gif]

PAY2PLAY 12-09-2006 04:41 AM

RE: How about a thread for great quotations?
 
I can't remember where I read or heard that at, but its stuck with me ever since.

C3 Starship 12-09-2006 11:08 AM

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"Go left, by turnin' right!"

by "Doc Hudson", from the movie, "Cars".

CORVETTE LADY 12-12-2006 06:42 PM

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ORIGINAL: C3 Starship

Lack of planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency, on my part.

Hey, I like that one, works for me.


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