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Murphy’s Lesser-Known Dictums:

· Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

· He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

· Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

· Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

· The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

· The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

· Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

· The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

· A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

· When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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Oh, yeah!!!! I really like that one! GREAT POST!!!

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Here's one of my fav's "HE HAS ALL THE VIRTURES I DISLIKE,
AND NONE OF THE VICES I ADMIRE"
WINSTON CHURCHILL

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" Those who live by the sword ....Should buy a gun"
Me.

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Gun control, is being able to hit your target!


Don't know who coined it, but ya, I'm for gun control!

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Love your Murphy quotes!:D

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Amen Brother, Amen

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You only go around once, why not go around in a Vette! [sm=yeahsmile.gif]

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I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
- Thomas Jefferson

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"For those that believe in telekenetics...raise my hand"......... Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

"Why is it that those with the loudest car stereo's, have the worst taste in music?"......Me