I got this email and had to share

To my darling husband:

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the
pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not to bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the
accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt
when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XOXOX
See picture below..





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She wouldnt be alive anymore... and not because of the accident either....

 

Retribution would be pretty pricey on this one!

 

YIKES!!!!! Wow, Turtle Wax wouldn't even be able to get that scratch out.

 

Dent Wizard could not enough wizard to put this back together.

 

Look on the bright side -
it wasn't a Corvette!
and now there is that much less to divide up in the divorce. [&o]


But ohhhh that poor little Ferrari []

 

The mere sight of a wrecked Vette is enough for me to go seeking good solid medications. Thank the Lord above, this was no Vette.

But, yeh, that purdy lil' Ferrari is sure in rough shape!! Can you imagine the insurance adjuster at that place?

Dunno if I already shared this with youse guys here or not, but here's a $1M Ferrari that has quite the story behind it!!
Wrecked Ferrari

 

All I can say is ,Holy Shmidt!!!

 

......AS IN DIVORCE