The Bowtie Lounge
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ORIGINAL: corvette king
dude you are a funny person you had me pissing my pants on that one
...meow meow meow....nice pus*y
ORIGINAL: TopSpeed
LOL
I love cats. We got 2 of 'em, and they are family members.
But, everytime I look at that picture, I wanna punch that cat in the face.
ORIGINAL: corvette king
[sm=wtf.gif] ...nice kitty
[sm=wtf.gif] ...nice kitty
I love cats. We got 2 of 'em, and they are family members.
But, everytime I look at that picture, I wanna punch that cat in the face.
...meow meow meow....nice pus*y
Hey, man, you are right funny too and ALWAYS bring a smile to my face, bro!!!! Glad I could do that today for ya!
ORIGINAL: corvette king
could you imagine that pink kitty vader in the movie......they could call him darth pus*y...LOL,,,THAY SHOULD HAVE THAT COSTUME AT DISNEY WHEN THEY HAVE GAY WEEK.
ORIGINAL: C3 Starship
And where's "C3" P. O.?[sm=smiley24.gif]
And where's "C3" P. O.?[sm=smiley24.gif]
ORIGINAL: corvette king
HERE A NEW ONE FOR YA
Skydiving blind
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog."
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered.
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
HERE A NEW ONE FOR YA
Skydiving blind
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog."
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered.
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
Dog's probably a little flat, though.
ORIGINAL: C3 Starship
Bein' his favoite sport, he must go through a lot of dogs!!!
Bein' his favoite sport, he must go through a lot of dogs!!!
LOL
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RE: The Bowtie Lounge
Here's a new perspective to roll in a Thursday with:
[hr]
What Is Politics?
Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
Father: Sure, son. What's the question?
Son: What is politics?
Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me “Tony Blair.” Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her “Gordon Brown.” We take care of your needs, so we'll call you “the People.” We'll call the maid “the Working Class,” and your baby brother we can call “the Future.” Do you understand, son?
Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.
That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.
Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.
Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?
Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of sh**.
[hr]
What Is Politics?
Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
Father: Sure, son. What's the question?
Son: What is politics?
Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me “Tony Blair.” Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her “Gordon Brown.” We take care of your needs, so we'll call you “the People.” We'll call the maid “the Working Class,” and your baby brother we can call “the Future.” Do you understand, son?
Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.
That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.
Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.
Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?
Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of sh**.
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RE: The Bowtie Lounge
Oh Lord, couldn't resist postin' this one!!
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Dear God
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.
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Dear God
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.
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RE: The Bowtie Lounge
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rode into town after a long hard ride. As they tied their horses, the Lone Ranger told Tonto to run around the horses to create a wind to cool down the horses. The Lone Ranger then went into the bar for a drink. About a half hour later a man walked into the bar and asked, " who's horses are tied outside"? the Lone Ranger said, "they're mine". The guy then said, "well, you left you're injun running"!
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Posts: 1,162
From: deltona fl, 32738
RE: The Bowtie Lounge
[quote]ORIGINAL: TopSpeed
Here's a new perspective to roll in a Thursday with:
[hr]
What Is Politics?
Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
Father: Sure, son. What's the question?
Son: What is politics?
Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me “Tony Blair.” Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her “Gordon Brown.” We take care of your needs, so we'll call you “the People.” We'll call the maid “the Working Class,” and your baby brother we can call “the Future.” Do you understand, son?
Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.
That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.
Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.
Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?
Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of sh**.
[/quoteHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THATS PREATTY FUNNY...THOSE RICH FAMLIES WITH MAIDS..LOL
BANG BANG BOOM ,BOOM BOMM BANG......
Here's a new perspective to roll in a Thursday with:
[hr]
What Is Politics?
Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
Father: Sure, son. What's the question?
Son: What is politics?
Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me “Tony Blair.” Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her “Gordon Brown.” We take care of your needs, so we'll call you “the People.” We'll call the maid “the Working Class,” and your baby brother we can call “the Future.” Do you understand, son?
Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.
That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.
Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.
Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?
Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of sh**.
[/quoteHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THATS PREATTY FUNNY...THOSE RICH FAMLIES WITH MAIDS..LOL
BANG BANG BOOM ,BOOM BOMM BANG......
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,162
From: deltona fl, 32738
RE: The Bowtie Lounge
ORIGINAL: TopSpeed
Oh Lord, couldn't resist postin' this one!!
[hr]
Dear God
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.
Oh Lord, couldn't resist postin' this one!!
[hr]
Dear God
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,162
From: deltona fl, 32738
RE: The Bowtie Lounge
ORIGINAL: C3 Starship
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rode into town after a long hard ride. As they tied their horses, the Lone Ranger told Tonto to run around the horses to create a wind to cool down the horses. The Lone Ranger then went into the bar for a drink. About a half hour later a man walked into the bar and asked, " who's horses are tied outside"? the Lone Ranger said, "they're mine". The guy then said, "well, you left you're injun running"!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rode into town after a long hard ride. As they tied their horses, the Lone Ranger told Tonto to run around the horses to create a wind to cool down the horses. The Lone Ranger then went into the bar for a drink. About a half hour later a man walked into the bar and asked, " who's horses are tied outside"? the Lone Ranger said, "they're mine". The guy then said, "well, you left you're injun running"!
MUST OF BEAN ONE OF THOSE INJUN'S MADE IN AMERICA....NOT CHINA SO I GUESS HE DIDENT LEVE HIS ***** RUNNING