Well.....................[sm=lol.gif].......[sm=happybounce.gif].........[sm=funnypostabove.gif]!!!

(yes.....ya did make me smile, thanks)

 

Hi Dave,
Glad you got a smile out of those one liners. Here is one more - hope the electrical engineers like this one:

Three women go to Mexico one night to celebrate
>> > college graduation, get
>> > drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they
>> > are to be executed in
>> > the morning, though none of them can remember what
>> > they did the night before.
>> >
>> >
>> > The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the
>> > electric chair and is asked if
>> > she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated
>> > from Brigham Young >> > University and believe in the almighty power of God
>> > to
>>intervene on the
>> > behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and
>> > nothing happens. They
>> > all immediately fall to the floor on their knees,
>> > beg for forgiveness, and
>> > release her.
>> >
>> >
>> > The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and
>> > gives her last words. "I
>> > just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I
>> > believe in the power of
>> > justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."
>> > They throw the switch
>> > and again, nothing happens. Again they all
>> > immediately fall to their knees,
>>
>> > beg
>> > for forgiveness and release her.
>> >
>> >
>> > The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in
>> > and says, "Well, I'm
>> > from the University of Texas and just graduated
>> > with a degree in
>> > Electrical
>> > Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't
>> > gonna electrocute
>> > nobody if you don't plug this thing in.

 

I was an electrician for awhile, yup, that'ns a funny!!!

 

"4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them."........Damn.!...but then again,...only if you get caught.

"29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson. "..........Click,click,click,click,click,click ! ........wireless too!


Those were great RJ. Thanks for the giggles.

 

......and batteries? We don't need no stinking batteries!!!

 

" somebody's gotta go get a sh!tload of dimes"............Mel brooks/Blazing saddles

 

The Three Little Pigs


Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.


"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.

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"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.[/align]


The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.[/align]


"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.


"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.[/align]
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"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.[/align]


"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.[/align]


"I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.[/align]
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"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.[/align]



"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,
"But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"





You're gonna LOVEme for this...






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Oh no!!!..........That's funny!!!

 

*thumps on desk* Bwaaaaaaahahahahaha!! Ripe, guys, keep 'em comin'!!

 

3 Little Pigs

Very, cute, George!!