The Bowtie Lounge
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ORIGINAL: C3 Starship
Fell out of the UGLY TREE, and hit every branch on the way down!!!
ORIGINAL: TopSpeed
Just one more....
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Ugly person illness
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?"
"I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."
Just one more....
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Ugly person illness
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?"
"I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."
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Joined: Jul 2006
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RE: The Bowtie Lounge
Bwa! This one brung a smile to my face!!
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Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed.
For example, was the man religious in life? Attend church? No? St. Peter told him that's bad.
Was he generous? give money to the poor? Charities? No? St. Peter told him that that too was bad.
Did he do any good deeds? Help his neighbor? Anything? No? St. Peter was becoming concerned.
Exasperated, Peter says, "Look, everybody does something nice sometime. Work with me, I'm trying to help. Now think!"
The man says, "There was this old lady. I came out of a store and found her surrounded by a dozen Hell's Angels. They had taken her purse and were shoving her around, taunting and abusing her.
I got so mad I threw my bags down, fought through the crowd, and got her purse back. I then helped her to her feet. I then went up to the biggest, baddest biker and told him how despicable, cowardly and mean he was and then spat in his face".
"Wow", said Peter, "That's impressive. When did this happen"?
"Oh, about 10 minutes ago", replied the man.
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Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed.
For example, was the man religious in life? Attend church? No? St. Peter told him that's bad.
Was he generous? give money to the poor? Charities? No? St. Peter told him that that too was bad.
Did he do any good deeds? Help his neighbor? Anything? No? St. Peter was becoming concerned.
Exasperated, Peter says, "Look, everybody does something nice sometime. Work with me, I'm trying to help. Now think!"
The man says, "There was this old lady. I came out of a store and found her surrounded by a dozen Hell's Angels. They had taken her purse and were shoving her around, taunting and abusing her.
I got so mad I threw my bags down, fought through the crowd, and got her purse back. I then helped her to her feet. I then went up to the biggest, baddest biker and told him how despicable, cowardly and mean he was and then spat in his face".
"Wow", said Peter, "That's impressive. When did this happen"?
"Oh, about 10 minutes ago", replied the man.
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RE: The Bowtie Lounge
ORIGINAL: C3 Starship
And a bowl of warm Milk!!!
ORIGINAL: TopSpeed
Here's a bloody gem....
Do you want to do battle with a light sabre against this thing, or give it some bunnies to pet?
Here's a bloody gem....
Do you want to do battle with a light sabre against this thing, or give it some bunnies to pet?
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Posts: 1,162
From: deltona fl, 32738
RE: The Bowtie Lounge
ORIGINAL: TopSpeed
What great posts in the Lounge today!!!! That one on Kennedy and Lincoln is a real head scratcher, that's for sure.
C3 Starship sent me this audio clip up... lessee if I can get it to post here somehow, 'cause, yeh, it's FUNNY!!!!
Funny Audio Clip
What great posts in the Lounge today!!!!
That one on Kennedy and Lincoln is a real head scratcher, that's for sure.C3 Starship sent me this audio clip up... lessee if I can get it to post here somehow, 'cause, yeh, it's FUNNY!!!!
Funny Audio Clip
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,162
From: deltona fl, 32738
RE: The Bowtie Lounge
ORIGINAL: TopSpeed
Just one more....
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Ugly person illness
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?"
"I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."
Just one more....
[hr]
Ugly person illness
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?"
"I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."
