They came thru Florida since Cuba owns it already.

 

So, it's North Cuba eh?

 

ci signor.

 

Truth.

 

What do you name a one-legged woman? Ilene

Where should she work? Ihop

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken.

 

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol.'

'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the **** out of them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the **** out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an ******* and a briefcase.

 

I don't know where you come up with these jokes, but keep them coming, everyone needs a good laugh, especially as we watch our 401k;s becone 201's. PG.

 

....uh,....wouldn't that be a 200.5 E.5?

 

A traveling salesman is going door to door when he knocks at a house and a 13 year old boy answers the door, wearing a bra, lace panties, spike heels, rouge and lipstick,with a big stinky cigar in his mouth, a porno magazine in one hand and a glass of bourbon in the other.

Shocked, thesalesman takes a moment to regain his compsure and then asks the kid very politely, "Son, is your Mother or Father at home?"

The kid looks him in the eye and says, "What the **** do you think?"

 

[sm=icon_rofl.gif][sm=icon_rofl.gif]That was good, Lee! [sm=icon_rofl.gif]