There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE), Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER), or my personal favorite, Victim-Of-Doing-Krappy-Administrative-Stuff (VODKA). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

But do not stress; there is a vaccine available...RETIREMENT!!!




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I'll drink to that !!!!

 

The warning came a little too late, I've already got that virus ....I'll try some of the antidotes until I can locate the vaccine.

 

Ah yes, Maynerd G. Crebbs ( aka "Gilligan" ), was very leary of the "Work" virus. I failed to heed his warning though. Both my wife and I have been infected. [&o]