Time for another joke, methinks:

A man goes out and buys a new Vette convertible. One night he takes it out for a spin, and stops at a red light. An old man pulls up next to him riding a mo-ped. The old man looks over the Vette and says, "What kind of car ya got there sonny?"

The man replies, "It's a 2000 Corvette, the best sports car in the USA; it cost me over $50,000."

"That's a lot of money" says the old man. "Why do they cost so much?"

The man answers, "Because they can go 170 miles an hour!"

The old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his mo-ped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car all right!"

Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man what the car can do. He floors it, and in a few seconds the speedo reads 120 MPH. Suddenly he notices a dot in his rear view mirror that seems to be catching up to him. Afraid it might be a cop, he slows down to 65 and suddenly whhhoooosshh! Something whips by him going much faster!

"What on earth could be going faster than this Vette?" the man asks himself.

Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming towards him. Whhoooosshh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it sorta looked like the old man on the mo-ped!

"Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a mo-ped outrun a Vette?"

Then again he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whhooosshh - Blam! It plows into the back of the Vette! The man jumps out. It is the old man! Of course, the mo-ped and the old man are in a world of hurt.

The guy runs up to the old man and cries, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?"

The old man groans and replies, "Yes, could you please unhook my suspenders from your side mirror?"

 

Can the Corvette God stop being mean to me and my 90 Roadster?????

 

Topspeed that is wicked funny. Poor old guy....must have a wicked bad wedgie!

Bagpipin', (he says in a divine tone with a slight chinise accent), to please the Corvette God, grasshoppa, you must sacrifice some lessor vehicle and burn a large amount of money on the black plastic alter at the local chevy dealership. once the sacrifice is made the allpowerful "Corvette God" will smile upon you.

okay guys ...group prayer for Bagpipin'.

 

"A 6 hour cruise in the mighty 'Vette!!! You sure you haven't died and gone to heaven?? Chariots of the Gods is durned right! "


I have it from good authority That God drives a 'Vette. Oddly enough it's not a new one but a '63 split window coup with a 4 speed behind a tri-power 427 with radical sidepipes. of course it's pearl white. you know it runs.


PS: sorry about all the edits...my spelling su%^ks.......see.