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The Wrinkled Nightgown
A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.
Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs.
Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"
A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.
Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs.
Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"
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Things Couldn't Be Nurse
A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my ********* black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my ********* black?"
Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
The ward nurse passes by and sees the man getting a little distraught so she marches over to inquire what is wrong.
"Nurse," he mumbles, "Are my ********* black?"
Being a nurse she is undaunted. She whips back the bedclothes, pulls down his pajama trousers, moves his ***** out of the way, has a good look, pulls up the pajamas, replaces the bedclothes and announces, "Nothing is wrong with them."
At this the man pulls off his oxygen mask and asks again,
"Are my test results back?"
A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my ********* black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my ********* black?"
Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
The ward nurse passes by and sees the man getting a little distraught so she marches over to inquire what is wrong.
"Nurse," he mumbles, "Are my ********* black?"
Being a nurse she is undaunted. She whips back the bedclothes, pulls down his pajama trousers, moves his ***** out of the way, has a good look, pulls up the pajamas, replaces the bedclothes and announces, "Nothing is wrong with them."
At this the man pulls off his oxygen mask and asks again,
"Are my test results back?"
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Two retired professors were vacationing
Two retired professors were vacationing with their wives at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitting on the veranda one summer evening, watching the sun set.
The history professor asked the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?"
To which the professor of psychology replied, "Yes and I think it's these pesky wicker chairs."
Two retired professors were vacationing with their wives at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitting on the veranda one summer evening, watching the sun set.
The history professor asked the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?"
To which the professor of psychology replied, "Yes and I think it's these pesky wicker chairs."
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The Wrinkled Nightgown
A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.
Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs.
Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"
The Wrinkled Nightgown
A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.
Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs.
Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"
I love it! It conjures up some pretty funny visual imagery.
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I love it! It conjures up some pretty funny visual imagery.
ORIGINAL: TopSpeed
The Wrinkled Nightgown
A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.
Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs.
Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"
The Wrinkled Nightgown
A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.
Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs.
Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"
I love it! It conjures up some pretty funny visual imagery.
Don't it, though!!! My wife is gonna have me chasin' her around the kitchen with a twisted look in my eyes until we're at least 150 years old. Poor girl, eh??
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>>>>>>>>My wife is gonna have me chasin' her around the kitchen with a twisted look in my eyes until we're at least 150 years old. Poor girl, eh?? <<<<<<<<<<<<&l t;
I have found that good people often come in pairs - I'll be Mrs. T.S. is just wonderful and will be lovin every minute of it!!
I have found that good people often come in pairs - I'll be Mrs. T.S. is just wonderful and will be lovin every minute of it!!
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>>>>>>>>My wife is gonna have me chasin' her around the kitchen with a twisted look in my eyes until we're at least 150 years old. Poor girl, eh?? <<<<<<<<<<<<&l t;
I have found that good people often come in pairs - I'll be Mrs. T.S. is just wonderful and will be lovin every minute of it!!
>>>>>>>>My wife is gonna have me chasin' her around the kitchen with a twisted look in my eyes until we're at least 150 years old. Poor girl, eh?? <<<<<<<<<<<<&l t;
I have found that good people often come in pairs - I'll be Mrs. T.S. is just wonderful and will be lovin every minute of it!!
Very kind words this morning, Rita. *bows graciously*