The Bowtie Lounge
#1002
Had to be a blonde...
In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing
the qualifications to be President of the United States.
It was pretty simple, the candidate must be a natural born
citizen of at least 35 years of age.
However, one girl in the class immediately started
in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural
born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this
requirement prevented many capable individuals from
becoming president.
The class was taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's
jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating
"What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to
lead this country than one born by C-section?"
Yes, these are the same l8 year olds that just elected
the president of the United States. Now we know why.
And don't forget, "they walk among us and voted!"
the qualifications to be President of the United States.
It was pretty simple, the candidate must be a natural born
citizen of at least 35 years of age.
However, one girl in the class immediately started
in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural
born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this
requirement prevented many capable individuals from
becoming president.
The class was taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's
jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating
"What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to
lead this country than one born by C-section?"
Yes, these are the same l8 year olds that just elected
the president of the United States. Now we know why.
And don't forget, "they walk among us and voted!"
#1003
Old Fart Football
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'
The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, ‘ Touchdown, tie score...'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally craps in the bed.
The wife says, 'What in hell was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides’
If you don't laugh at this one, then you've got a terrible sense of humor !!!!!!!!
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'
The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, ‘ Touchdown, tie score...'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally craps in the bed.
The wife says, 'What in hell was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides’
If you don't laugh at this one, then you've got a terrible sense of humor !!!!!!!!
#1004
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#1008
fun and humor at its best and this is why i am loling a lot by catching up with the similar posts here
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Last edited by ErnestBlair; 10-01-2018 at 05:07 AM.
#1009
really .. i too have the same question to be asked and wish to get the answers .. just kidding there is nothing like that
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Last edited by ErnestBlair; 10-01-2018 at 05:07 AM.