gota love it.

 

In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing

the qualifications to be President of the United States.

It was pretty simple, the candidate must be a natural born

citizen of at least 35 years of age.



However, one girl in the class immediately started

in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural

born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this

requirement prevented many capable individuals from

becoming president.



The class was taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's

jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating

"What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to

lead this country than one born by C-section?"



Yes, these are the same l8 year olds that just elected

the president of the United States. Now we know why.



And don't forget, "they walk among us and voted!"

 

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'

The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, ‘ Touchdown, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,

'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,

Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,

'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally craps in the bed.

The wife says, 'What in hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides’


If you don't laugh at this one, then you've got a terrible sense of humor !!!!!!!!

 

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the cat must have got confused that where to go forward or back.....poor *****

 

i am more surprised by the flexibility of this cat......

 

Cars are my passion and so I often search for different latest things on this vehicle. It is great information on The Bowtie Lounge.

 

fun and humor at its best and this is why i am loling a lot by catching up with the similar posts here





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really .. i too have the same question to be asked and wish to get the answers .. just kidding there is nothing like that






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I like this thread. It is pretty great.



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