The Bowtie Lounge
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ORIGINAL: corvette king
scott i have read that before.... i wonder how his *** tasted..lol
ORIGINAL: TopSpeed
Times like this, I'm embarassed to be Canadian.
And just to clear this up beforehand... NO, we're not taught to do this in school here! Obviously this dude is a little "short" in the brains department!
Times like this, I'm embarassed to be Canadian.
And just to clear this up beforehand... NO, we're not taught to do this in school here! Obviously this dude is a little "short" in the brains department!
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ORIGINAL: 94blackC4
Hey guys, im trying to upload a picture and im not sure if it worked so i hope it did. if not im gonna try again.
[IMG]local://upfiles/936/5FD7E86831C34C9C94FF613F296CD281.jpg[/IMG]
Ok, this is the EDIT. It worked and just to make you guys drool a bit, i found this sticking out of the hood of a 68!!! My ex and i were hanging out tonight (we are still friends so yes we still hang out) and i told her that she should probably leave cause i was gonna get naked in the parking lot and i needed some alone time with it. This was one sweet stingray!! Anyway, i know i posted it in the incorrect thread, but i thought you guys might like it anyway!
P.S. Sorry its kind of a crappy pic. I took it with my phone which has a really good camera, but no flash or anything and there wasnt any light around cause they parked it in the back of the parking lot. I WOULDVE TOO!!!
Hey guys, im trying to upload a picture and im not sure if it worked so i hope it did. if not im gonna try again.
[IMG]local://upfiles/936/5FD7E86831C34C9C94FF613F296CD281.jpg[/IMG]
Ok, this is the EDIT. It worked and just to make you guys drool a bit, i found this sticking out of the hood of a 68!!! My ex and i were hanging out tonight (we are still friends so yes we still hang out) and i told her that she should probably leave cause i was gonna get naked in the parking lot and i needed some alone time with it. This was one sweet stingray!! Anyway, i know i posted it in the incorrect thread, but i thought you guys might like it anyway!
P.S. Sorry its kind of a crappy pic. I took it with my phone which has a really good camera, but no flash or anything and there wasnt any light around cause they parked it in the back of the parking lot. I WOULDVE TOO!!!
ALONE TIME!! THERE'S a bloody understatement! What a freakin' awesome car! Holy Toledo... things that stick outta hoods... hoh yeh, that's some **** right there.....
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ORIGINAL: C3 Starship
I just called my wife over to look at that cat. I didn't know if she was laughin' or cryin'.
"That is the..............poor kitty.............ugliest cat I've ever seen[
][]!"
I told her it was your cat Scotty!!!
(She says," somebody reeeaaally loves that cat or everybody hates it"! )
We Love it!!!
I just called my wife over to look at that cat. I didn't know if she was laughin' or cryin'.
"That is the..............poor kitty.............ugliest cat I've ever seen[
][]!"I told her it was your cat Scotty!!!
(She says," somebody reeeaaally loves that cat or everybody hates it"! )
We Love it!!!
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Let's get some jokes a rollin' here today, folks!!
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Loud, mad, or sad
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
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Loud, mad, or sad
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
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Here's a gem that'll make ya snarf!
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What is intelligence?
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?"
"I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."
So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?"
"Intelligence," the boss said.
"What do you mean, ?intelligence'?"
The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can."
The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!"
The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?"
"He said we are down here because of intelligence."
"What's intelligence?" said the friend.
The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."
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What is intelligence?
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?"
"I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."
So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?"
"Intelligence," the boss said.
"What do you mean, ?intelligence'?"
The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can."
The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!"
The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?"
"He said we are down here because of intelligence."
"What's intelligence?" said the friend.
The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."
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RE: The Bowtie Lounge
O. K. here we go!!!
The wife came home early to find her husband in the bedroom, making love with a very attrctive young woman. the wife was VERY upset.
"You are a disrespectful PIG!", she cried, "How dare you do this to me-a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you! I want a divorce right away!"
And he replied, " Hang on just a minute Luv, so at least I can tell you what happened". "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And he began, "Well, I was getting into my car to drive home and this young lady here, asked me for a lift. she looked so down and out and defensless that I took pitty on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night. The ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. the poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower and while she was doing that, I noticed that her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. then she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that yu have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't hae good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wearjust to annoy her and also donated those bootsyou bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them." He took a quick breath and continued, "She was so grateful for my understanding and help, and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please......do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
The wife came home early to find her husband in the bedroom, making love with a very attrctive young woman. the wife was VERY upset.
"You are a disrespectful PIG!", she cried, "How dare you do this to me-a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you! I want a divorce right away!"
And he replied, " Hang on just a minute Luv, so at least I can tell you what happened". "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And he began, "Well, I was getting into my car to drive home and this young lady here, asked me for a lift. she looked so down and out and defensless that I took pitty on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night. The ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. the poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower and while she was doing that, I noticed that her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. then she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that yu have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't hae good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wearjust to annoy her and also donated those bootsyou bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them." He took a quick breath and continued, "She was so grateful for my understanding and help, and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please......do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
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From: deltona fl, 32738
RE: The Bowtie Lounge
ORIGINAL: TopSpeed
Here's a gem that'll make ya snarf!
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What is intelligence?
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?"
"I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."
So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?"
"Intelligence," the boss said.
"What do you mean, ?intelligence'?"
The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can."
The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!"
The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?"
"He said we are down here because of intelligence."
"What's intelligence?" said the friend.
The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."
Here's a gem that'll make ya snarf!
[hr]
What is intelligence?
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?"
"I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."
So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?"
"Intelligence," the boss said.
"What do you mean, ?intelligence'?"
The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can."
The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!"
The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?"
"He said we are down here because of intelligence."
"What's intelligence?" said the friend.
The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."