HIHIHIHIHAHAH OH BOY THATS WAS GOOD....... NICE JOB ON THAT ONE

 

HERES A SHORT ONE

Question and answer blonde joke
Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.

 

Making a bet at a bar
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.

Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.

"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"

 

A blonde was working at the M&M factory doing quality control.
The foreman came by and asked her why she had thrown out so much candy.
She replied, " I through out all the 3's, w's, and E's!"

 

*thumps on desk* Bwaaaahahahaha!! Those puppies are gems, guys!

 

Alright! Who Brung The Cat???

 

I've heard of house flys, horse flys, and dragon flys. But, Cat Flies?
I LOVE IT!!!

 

I'da loved to see the scene immediately after this one... the one where the cat lands in the water.

Our cats turn into "Flying Bags of Razors" when wet.

 

Watch out Mighty Mouse, here comes "Careening Kitty"!!!

 

Now, I'd like to know.....
What's the matter with a little wet Pu..... (never mind)!