The Bowtie Lounge
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From: Dickson, TN.
RE: The Bowtie Lounge
ORIGINAL: C3 Starship
I saw a P. U. like that on my loggin' job. It had a 3' diammiter X 80' long log layin' the length of the truck. 
(and his insurance didn't cover it)[
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ORIGINAL: TopSpeed
Yeh, I'm pretty sure you're not s'posed to drive these things on their roofs.
Yeh, I'm pretty sure you're not s'posed to drive these things on their roofs.
(and his insurance didn't cover it)[]
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RE: The Bowtie Lounge
I think he had to get a "Windotimy". That's where they put a piece of plexiglass in the belly for those with their head up there a$$, so they can see where they're goin'!!! 
Those three jobs, say each one five times, real fast. I couldn't get them right the 3rd time! (or maybe I did)
Those three jobs, say each one five times, real fast. I couldn't get them right the 3rd time! (or maybe I did)
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RE: The Bowtie Lounge
ORIGINAL: blueshark
he who gets some sleep today can come back to play another day. get some Z's man.
he who gets some sleep today can come back to play another day. get some Z's man.
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RE: The Bowtie Lounge
ORIGINAL: C3 Starship
When I used to was a logger/road builder, I worked with a powder monkey that had the same look before he touched off a charge. The guy was a lot of fun to be around, but there were times he was kinda scary! After work on Fri's, I'd tell him to "have a blast" this weekend, tryin' to be funny, he always got this real strange smile on his face, and just nodded!
When I used to was a logger/road builder, I worked with a powder monkey that had the same look before he touched off a charge. The guy was a lot of fun to be around, but there were times he was kinda scary! After work on Fri's, I'd tell him to "have a blast" this weekend, tryin' to be funny, he always got this real strange smile on his face, and just nodded!
ORIGINAL: blueshark
there was a little town in NY were we used to go for breakfast after hunting. there mainstays were a fudge factory and a sock factory. there was a lot of fudge packers and sock tuckers there.
there was a little town in NY were we used to go for breakfast after hunting. there mainstays were a fudge factory and a sock factory. there was a lot of fudge packers and sock tuckers there.
ORIGINAL: blueshark
Oh!, I forgot about the fig orchards just out side of that town. they employed a lot of migrent figpluckers in the summer time. nasty job from what I understand.
Oh!, I forgot about the fig orchards just out side of that town. they employed a lot of migrent figpluckers in the summer time. nasty job from what I understand.
ORIGINAL: blueshark
Hey Starship is that dude related the schmuck on the "Vontage" commercial? Bad case of "Crainial-sphinctoral reticulituse"
Hey Starship is that dude related the schmuck on the "Vontage" commercial? Bad case of "Crainial-sphinctoral reticulituse"
ORIGINAL: C3 Starship
I think he had to get a "Windotimy". That's where they put a piece of plexiglass in the belly for those with their head up there a$$, so they can see where they're goin'!!!
Those three jobs, say each one five times, real fast. I couldn't get them right the 3rd time! (or maybe I did)
I think he had to get a "Windotimy". That's where they put a piece of plexiglass in the belly for those with their head up there a$$, so they can see where they're goin'!!!
Those three jobs, say each one five times, real fast. I couldn't get them right the 3rd time! (or maybe I did)
I laughed so bloody hard at your posts guys, my engineering team gave me a funny look.
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RE: The Bowtie Lounge
Three priests were out in a bout fishing. One stood up and said, " I need to stretch my legs", steped out of the boat and walked around on the water, got back in the boat and sat down. Another said , "I could use a stretch too", steped out of the boat, walked around on the water and got back in the boat. The third priest, not wanting to be out done, says, "I could stand a little stretch". He steped out of the boat and immeadiatly sunk and began flailing his arms. One of the other priests turned to the other and said, " show him where the rocks are before he drowns himself".
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RE: The Bowtie Lounge
An older retired stately woman decided one day to row out on the lake in her husbands little fishing boat and do some peaceful reading. she rearanged her husbands fishing gear so she could get comfortable.
after being out there for a short while a game warden glided up and asked her if she had a fishing license
she replyed "no"
the officer said "well I'm gonna have to site you for fishing without a license."
Lady "but officer i'm reading not fishing"
Officer "lady , you have all the equipment."
Lady "well if you do that I'll have to charge you with rape"
Officer "but I haven't touched you."
Lady "well you have all the equipment."
after being out there for a short while a game warden glided up and asked her if she had a fishing license
she replyed "no"
the officer said "well I'm gonna have to site you for fishing without a license."
Lady "but officer i'm reading not fishing"
Officer "lady , you have all the equipment."
Lady "well if you do that I'll have to charge you with rape"
Officer "but I haven't touched you."
Lady "well you have all the equipment."
